mcdontgiveafuck:

when will teenage girls stop shaming each other and discover that their real enemy is teenage boys 

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

LOOK AT THE DOG
me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation  (via seedy)
thecolorchartreuse:

thatsanita:


So that’s what it’s used for


eating breakfast on the go

thecolorchartreuse:

thatsanita:

So that’s what it’s used for

eating breakfast on the go

What advice do you have for a 14 year old girl?
Anonymous

porn4smartgirls:

This is so vague I love it. The voices you are hearing are real, god is speaking to you. The nation of France needs you. Don your armor, take up arms, lead the French army. This is your destiny, joan. When the flames come for you let them lick your bones and laugh.

cyber-b00ty:

exam:

Lindsay series by Richard Phillips

these are incredible woah

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

cosmo tip #696

expertcosmotips:

if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

miketooch:

kangaroonemesis:

Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…

Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office

datsrad:

I just saved this bby new born deer. and I’m crying bc it kept following me.

dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

unshaped:

"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"

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