i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden
Me in the morning
This is so cool. You normally only see lightning for a split second and it’s gone, but since this is looped, we see the beauty over and overThe more you look at it the cooler it is
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
what even are cats
Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
I can’t stop laughing at this and I’m not even sure why.
"We have to talk about Jerry. I just don’t think he’s going to make the grade we’ve come to expect around here."
"CARL! CARL, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! THE SUN IS HIDING IN THIS LITTLE METAL HOUSE!"
"I rest my case."
"CARL! CARL! CARL!"
"Or I will."
the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
"I’ve heard so much about you!"