promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

socotic:

✓perfect blog✓

socotic:

perfect blog

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

fuckgasm:

even my friends aren’t my friends

theanti90smovement:

i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted

unsoaring:

i don’t want someone who thinks i’m perfect, i want someone who knows i’m not and loves me anyway

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this