I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared
7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox
in the earth
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
|—||Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)|
"thats not very lady-like of you"
am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit
- easier to spell
- all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
- all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
- if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating
why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius
- it isn’t
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
Nevermind this is it
When radiologists take a selfie
Wait I’ve seen this
What the fuck is wrong with this website
i have abs………..olutely nothing