enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
gettin real tired of my own bullshit
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
take me here on our first date
even my friends aren’t my friends
i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted
i don’t want someone who thinks i’m perfect, i want someone who knows i’m not and loves me anyway
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
I can never get enough of this