kaliforhnia:

Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.



at-seapoint:

im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait





ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions



taekoyasuhiro:

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friend ?????!?

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friend!!!!!

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im coming friend

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im here i love u

(Source: mystia)





grandpa-lou:

coltre:

I’m so happy I got a new friend!

such a cute spunky looking cat holy fuck

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

(Source: lalna)



adampacmanjones:

me as fuck

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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(Source: memeousuji)





ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

(Source: hashtaglmao)



dutchster:

don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it



blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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